If any of you live in the heart of The Beast (that would be Washington, DC), I suggest you be careful not to get poked in the eye. Apparently a major sandstorm is brewing over Bush's accusation that I tried to buy uranium from Niger, and there is an awful lot of finger pointing going on about who knew what when.

And the reason that there is no evidence I never did that is that I NEVER did!!! Really!!! Trust me on that!!! I have NEVER EVER tried to buy uranium from Niger. Nope. That entire allegation was absurd from the get go!!! I'm every bit as innocent of that as O.J.!

Now let's hope they don't start checking eBay's records.....