Now here's a story that brought tears to my eyes:

Mowaffaq Muhmoud Alani, my ambassador to China, won't vacate the Iraqi embassy in Beijing because he refuses to recognize the authority of the illegal aliens occupying Baghdad! He and his wife have gone as far as to barricade themselves in the building with a gun. At night he can be heard listening to old tapes of my speeches.

Now that is dedication that is truly touching!!

I will admit, however, that tape thing is just a bit creepy....