Now let me make sure I got this straight: In his State of the Union address last January, President George "The Great Satan" Bush declared that my peaceloving nation had attempted to buy uranium from Niger. He did this despite his own Central Infidel Agency saying that the information wasn't credible. Bush, however, made the statement because the British had uncovered the alleged evidence. But the British now say they couldn't verify the information, but they nonetheless believed it because the Americans did!!!

So who ends up losing their job over this collossal intelligence fiasco? ME!!!!!

Forget Bush and Blair. I feel like I'm matching wits wtih Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe.