While I appreciate the offer, it's really not necessary. I have no plans to fill that third spot anytime soon.

----------Steve Breen, San Diego Union-Tribune

Condolences have been pouring in from around the world. Some of the most touching have come from my close friends Kim Jung il, Osama, Micheal Moore, and Jacques Chirac. The Dixie Chicks said they would love to be here to provide comfort in my time of sorrow, but they didn't seem to think this was a good time to be anywhere near me. Hmmm.... Wonder why?

Oddly enough, I am yet to receive a sympathy card from George Bush.