Wonderful news!! I received the latest issue of Maxim in the mail today!
Guess that means I'll be staying up late polishing my Weapon of Massive Pleasure. I hear that's good for your prostate, and I certainly want to protect my health!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
Wonderful news!! I received the latest issue of Maxim in the mail today!
Guess that means I'll be staying up late polishing my Weapon of Massive Pleasure. I hear that's good for your prostate, and I certainly want to protect my health!
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