Apparently President Bush, sensing that he'll be out of a job as of next January, is auditioning to become a comedian. He was at some dinner when he showed a slide show of himself looking behind curtains and under furniture for my weapons of mass destruction. Needless to say, he kept coming up empty handed.

----------Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution

I know Bush gets criticized a lot. But I think it's good that a man who has just flushed $87 billion down the toilet, invaded a country under false pretenses, earned the world's scorn, and is indirectly responsible for thousands of deaths can maintain a sense of humor about the whole stinkin' fiasco.