I almost forgot! Yesterday was the 16th anniversary of my chemical attack on the Kurds. Normally my sons and I would throw a big party to mark the occasion but, well, I guess not this year. I can't get away at the moment, and Uday and Qusay are pushing up daisies.

You know what's sad, though? You use weapons of mass destruction one time, and the next thing you know, you're branded for life.

Okay, so maybe it was a couple of times. But still, that was a long time ago.... In a galaxy far, far away. HAHAHAHAHA!!! It's good to able to laugh at times like this.

Oops, gotta go. Guard's coming.