And the good news just keeps coming....

The marines surrounding Fallujah have given the loyalists a deadline to surrender, though they are rather vague about exactly how long they have. Then the marines will launch an assault on the city.

Needless to say, when this attack comes it will be quite bloody and gruesome, providing plenty of wonderful footage for Al-Jazeera to air, thus pissing off the Arab world even more.

And the beauty of my plan is that I don't even have to lift a finger while I sit in my air conditioned jail cell!!