I see that President Bush has FINALLY apologized to the Arab World for the treatment of those prisoners. Well, it's about time. He should have done it yesterday when he was addressing them live, but for some reason he didn't. That little omission only inflamed tempers even more.

Yep, the man is a brilliant tactician.

Speaking of great American genuises, I see that Secretary Of Illegal Infidel Invasions Donald Rumsfeld is coming under increasing fire for the scandal. It seems he knew about it and just kind of forgot to tell the President. What a bonehead!!!

What concerns me most, however, is that many Democrats in the US are calling for his resignation. If he does, in fact, end up leaving his job, it could be bad news for me. What would I do if they replace Rumsfeld with someone competent?

Oh, well. Perhaps it's best not to think bad thoughts.

And on that note, let's move on to some GOOD news. You know the chick in those prison photos? She now has a name: Lynndie England. Oh, and apparently she's a dog lover.

I've been busy composing a love poem to Lynndie. Here, see what you think:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Mine is bigger,
Than any of theirs.

Kind of brings a tear to your eye with its simple beauty, doesn't it?