With Friends now off the air, many American's will be looking for fresh comedy shows with which to entertain themselves. Here's a great suggestion for tonight: President Bush will be delivering a speech to reassure his citizens that he is in full control of the situation in Iraq, and that the planning for the transfer of power on June 30 is right on schedule. He will also present a clear strategy for my country.

I know, I know. I was laughing myself silly just writing that. But hey, if he has finally come up with a clear strategy, all the more power to him! Some critics will no doubt point out that he should have done that a year and a half ago, but don't listen to them.