---------------Tom TolesWashington Post

That fat slob who convinced the Americans to invade me, Ahmed Chalabi, is slipping deeper and deeper into the hole he's dug for himself. It now appears that he was passing American secrets to Iran as early as 1995.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Never trust a damn Shiite!!

But does anyone ever listen to me? No, of course not. They just call me an evil tyrant and ignore me, like my opinions don't matter simply because I'm bad. So when I go and do something in a desperate bid for attention, like invade a weaker neighbor, everyone is suddenly calling for my head!

Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve this....