Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Now let me get this straight: People want to see me executed because I killed a bunch of Kurds, gassed loads of Shiites, and was just an all around mean person. Yet in Australia there are people calling for mercy for a killer shark!?!?! Their argument, certainly logical on its surface, is that the shark was only doing what comes naturally to sharks!

Well, duh!! I think everyone can agree that I was--and will be again--a ruthless, bloodthirsty tyrant. And killing innocents by the thousands is what comes naturally to ruthless bloodthirsty tyrants!

Is this a f*cked up world, or what?