So Martha Stewart got five months in prison for stock fraud.
They better not try sticking her in here. I absolutely refuse to use doilies.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
So Martha Stewart got five months in prison for stock fraud.
They better not try sticking her in here. I absolutely refuse to use doilies.
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