A funny thing happened near Mosul yesterday. The Americans dropped a 500 pound bomb on the wrong frikkin' house!! Yep, that's one way to gain the love, trust, and admiration of the people you are trying to help.

Then again, maybe I shouldn't be so critical of the infidel occupiers. After all, silly mistakes do happen.

In fact, I remember this one time a few years back when I told my cousin, Chemical Ali, to gas the Kurds (this was back when I still had WMD's, which as the whole world now knows, I no longer do). I noticed that he looked a bit puzzled, but he saluted and said he would do it immediately.

So what does he do? He attacks the sewage treatment plant.

Turns out he thought I told him to gas the turds!!!!