Okay, that's it. I have put up with a lot of crap since Bush invaded my peace loving nation. Insults. Jokes. Naked human pyramids. Snide remarks behind my back. The systematic dismantling of my once vast porn collection. Infidels sitting on the gold plated toilet seats in my palaces. And through it all I have maintained my dignity, self-respect, and polite manners. But there comes a point in every man's life when he must look at the indignities heaped upon him and declare: "Enough!!!"

I demand to speak to someone in charge.

What has me so frikkin' incensed are these reports that the American occupiers no longer consider my "Hussein loyalists" as a significant threat!!!! They have instead decided that foreign fighters pouring into Iraq from other countries are the greater danger.

I have never been so insulted in my life!