I've been hearing for a while now that the Americans have been having problems recruiting and keeping soldiers, but I never realized until now just how desperate they've become....
They're starting to use GI Joes!!!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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