People sometimes say to me, "Hey, Saddam, you rascally devil,you!! You always seem to have an opinion about everything that's going on the world. How do you stay so well-informed? Can I have your autograph before they execute you?"

Well, thank you. I do take pride in keeping up with current events, geopolitical developments, American politics, and Hollywood romances. Of course, it's not easy, especially since English is such a complicated language, full of all sorts of hard to grasp subtleties.

Still, I do my best not to disappoint you, my loyal legion of readers. That's why I go out of my way to scour all the major news services on a daily basis. And speaking of "daily," my primary source for explaining this complicated world in which we live is Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show." Now this is a man who is clearly a superior journalist and political analyst, as demonstrated by this video I found at Overspun.com. And it's also a perfect example of those finer nuances of the English language I mentioned, and how the exact same word can have three different meanings.