I have made no secret of the fact that I disdain democracy and couldn't care less about public opinion. However, this is one of those rare opportunities where I must make an exception to my own rules. As a world famous despot, I am entitled to do that.

An infidel college professor named Bainbridge is running a poll asking people what's wrong with President Bush. Most people so far are saying he's started drinking again.

If true, that would certainly explain a lot.