Much of the world is seeing massive protests to mark the third anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. I am humbled that so many people still think of me. Excuse me while I blow my nose.....

(H-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-N-N-N-K-K-K!!!!!)

There's just one little thing, and it's really so minor that it's almost not worth bringing up, and I certainly don't want to seem ungrateful by even mentioning the subject, but, well, it's just that, er, how shall I put this delicately.... THE WAR DIDN'T ACTUALLY START UNTIL MARCH 20!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY IS STILL THE 18TH!!!!!!!

So yes, while I'm touched by the outpouring of sympathy, I'm also somewhat embarrassed that my supporters can't read a freakin' calendar.