I was just talking to my Deputy Prime Minister, Tariq Aziz (he's hiding three stalls down from me), and he's quite depressed. Tarrie was checking out the Satanic Department of Defense site showing the deck of 55 cards, and it turns out he's only the eight of spades!! I told him not everyone can be an Ace, but it didn't seem to help. He felt he should at least be a Jack of Something or Another.

What an egotistical crybaby....