So far they have arrested three of the 55 people pictured on those playing cards, including two of my half brothers. One of them, Barzan, was on the five of clubs. They have also caught Samir Abd al-Aziz, who was the four of clubs.... Hmmm, a couple of more half brothers and a cousin, and the infidels will have a straight!

That's nice, I suppose. But without me, they'll never have a winning hand....