Friday, May 09, 2003

Have I mentioned that I'm a big basketball fan? Oh, yes! In fact it's been a longtime goal of mine to land an NBA team for Baghdad! That's kind of hard to do, however, when you have work around unjust UN sanctions.

I figure the team could be called the Baghdad Camelbacks, or maybe the Iraqi Clouds of Sarin Gas Killing Our Opponents and Their Helpless Gasping Families. I personally like that last one. Kind of intimidating, ain't it?

Of course, I don't know a whole lot about running a major league sports franchise, so I'll have to go out and hire a topnotch management team that does.

I hear Michael Jordan's looking for work....