Have I shown you my favorite bumpersticker?
All I need now is a bumper to put it on.
And if you're thinking of saying what I THINK you're thinking of saying.... DON'T!!!!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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