I guess you've heard by now that White House Spokesinfidel Ari Fleisher is stepping down. He's says it's to spend more time with his wife (which I wouldn't mind myself) and to pursue "job opportunities in the private sector."

Between you and me, that's a crock of camel crap. The REAL reason he's stepping down is that he's heard I'm coming, and he he doesn't want to end up as the Jack of Clubs in MY deck of most wanted cards!!!

I hear my former Minister of Information has already emailed his resume to the White House.