A-HA!! I have discovered proof that the United States of Evil is out to conquer the entire world!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
A-HA!! I have discovered proof that the United States of Evil is out to conquer the entire world!
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